Current Spike in Zombie Attack Reports

There’s been a lot of activity in the press about Zombie attacks or incidents that are somewhat Zombie related.

The face eating Zombie attack in Florida.
The attack involving the eating of human brain and heart in Maryland.
The person who attempted to eat the arm of a baby in California.

So what does this ultimately prove? Is a Zombie apocalypse finally upon us?
Despite reports that say yay, as a Zombie warfare authority, I have to say no. Irregular Zombie attacks are common throughout the world and generally go unreported… dismissed as a regular violent crime.
The only thing that has changed is what news companies deem news worthy. Zombies are a hot topic these days and news companies realize this. In order to boost their website traffic they merely report what has always been a part of every day life – sporadic Zombie attacks.

Raw footage of the Zombie attack in Florida

In short, there is no need to panic. Simply stay vigilant as always. Take measures to protect yourself and your loved ones, but not at the cost of enjoying every day life.

– Ryoga has spoken.

About Ryoga-kun

Traveling gunfighter. Master of various things.
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