Folks! I have done it. I have made a discovery, of all places, at the local Trader Joe’s. Though not normally a place I go to shop, I decided to take a look and lo and behold, I found a series of six packs of beer that cost just over $3 with taxes. I bought a dozen cans, which turned out to be one serious mistake… or a major discovery for you glass half full people.
Because I don’t like to throw things away for no reason (though being the most disgusting beer in the world is a GREAT reason), I pondered for a few hours regarding what Name Tag “beer” would be good for because it’s definitely no good for drinking.
– Awesome targets (EXPLOSIONS)
– Washing feet (alcohol kills germs)
– Cleaning wounds
– Super Soaker ammo
– Lethal potato gun ammo
– ULTIMATE water boarding
– Why is this list getting worse and worse?
So as you can see, Name Tag “beer” is useful. Just not for drinking.